Omg omg omg i saw the most disturbing thing ever what do i do!!!!!11?

ok so i was walking down the street one day and i saw a girl making out with her ice cream so i sytarted running cause thats scary, then i saw a dog making lemonade!!!! ahhhhh then i saw a little boy eating a poo bar, and then i saw a women steal a mans car i mean relly it was as if by magic she had the key to that car!!!!! what do i do